I am currently studying in the country of England (Somewhere), which makes my occupation a Student. I think. I am studying mainly Maths, which just so happens to be my forté. I have also been tricked into learning Physics. My only strength is that Van de Graaff generators work well on me. I wish I had taken Art. I did take graphics, but dropped it as it was crap.

I do my 'art' for fun. I am weird like that. All my photoshop skills I learned though the internet tutorials. I spend far too much time on the internet. It's my drug. Along with Photoshop.

My star sign is the lion, Leo. This would make my Birthday sometime between July 23 and August 22. Apparently I am generous, warmhearted, creative, pompous, patronizing, enthusiastic, bossy, interfering, broad-minded, expansive, faithful, loving, dogmatic and intolerant. Supposedly ideal careers include Politican, Chef, Lawyer, Artist, Model, and Fashion Designer. Me, a model? As if.

In reality I am patonizing and pompous. But not a lawyer.

I feel the need to explain myself all the time, as no one really gets me. I rarely do myself. I have a sick and twisted sense of humor. I would give examples, but it would probably put you off your tea. And from talking to me ever again. (I generally try not to offend people over the internet (as they could be anyone, mass murderer or not), but if I do, I apologise in advance).

People often mistake me for someone who is trying to be funny. I am not. This is really me. Believe it or not.